“Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel.”
John Quintan
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Correction — the following typo appeared in our last bulletin: “Lunch will be gin at 12:15 p.m.” Please correct to read “12 noon.”
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Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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They tell me I rub the fur the wrong way. I don’t. Let the cat turn around!