There are three kinds of men:
- The ones who learn by reading.
- The few who learn by observation.
- The rest of them have to touch the electric fence to see if it’s really on.
There are three kinds of men:
Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
“I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.”