There are three kinds of men:
- The ones who learn by reading.
- The few who learn by observation.
- The rest of them have to touch the electric fence to see if it’s really on.
There are three kinds of men:
If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it’s time to throw BOTH out.
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“The human brain is a wonderful thing: it starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in…
“Chickens should learn to talk because nobody ever said let’s go get a bucket of parrot.”