I read recipes the same way I read science fiction – I get to the end and say, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
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You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
He’s so lazy
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.