“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”
“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. Elayne Boosler
Ever notice how the people who tell you to settle down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.”
My friend thinks he knows everything. He said that onions were the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his…