The secret to success
The department manager is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview in his office he was asked, “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”
He said, “Two words.”
“And, sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“But how do you make right decisions?”
“One word.” He responded.
“And, sir, what is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get experience?”
“Two words.”
“And, sir, what are they?”
“Wrong decisions.”
Noah
A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.
Gym
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I told him, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. May I just wave?”
