Tax Office
A man walked into the tax collector’s office and sat down and smiled at everyone.
“May I help you?” said the clerk in charge.
“No,” said the man. “I just wanted to meet the people I have been working for all these years.”
Painting
A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
