Football Practice
Little Dewey was at football practice one day and the coach said “Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts”
Immediately little Dewey said, “Ooh me sir, me!”
The coach then said, “But Dewey you’re the worst player on the team!”
Then Dewey said, “I know, but goalposts can’t jump!”
Walking on water
A mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes.
Suddenly, the little boy stopped, stepped out of the pool, and began to scoop water out of the pool with a pail.
“Why are you pouring the water out, dear?” asked the mother.
“Because my teacher said Jesus walked on water, and this water doesn’t work,” he replied.
Hungry Bats
There are two bats in a cave and one says to the other, “I could do with some blood right now.”
The other said, “Me too but its almost sunrise.”
The first one said, “Wait here.” He flies off and comes back with a mouth full of blood.
The 2nd bat says, “Hey where’d ya get that blood from?”
The other replies, “Ya see that tree over there?”
“Yeah.”
“Well I didn’t.”
