Ipod sensitivity
This afternoon my son was playing on his iPod. He asked his brother to help him with one of the apps.
Handing the iPod to his brother, he asked, “Why did you take the case off your iPod?”
Innocently, he responded, “Because the app said it was ‘case sensitive’!”
Johnny In The Garden
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.
When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm.
She turned pale. “No, Johnny! Stop! That’s horrible! You can’t eat worms!”
Trying to convince him further she noted, “The mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby worm.”
“No, she isn’t,” said Johnny.
“How do you know she’s not?” said the mother.
“Because I ate her first!” answered Little Johnny.
Idealism
My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant.
When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. “As an environmentalist,” she declared, “I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils.”
The waiter inspected her chopsticks.
“Very beautiful,” he said politely. “Ivory.”
