The Cost of Snoring
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”
“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost R80 000 as a deposit, and payments of R7500 for 60 months, plus payments for extras.”
“Wow!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”
“Humm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
Minister’s Dentures
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way…..
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures…
AND I COULDN’T STOP TALKING!
Three-Sixty 727
The air controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, “Do you know It costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?
Without missing a beat the controller replied, “Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!”
