Humor 13/11/13

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131113 56d64First visit

Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time.

He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him along.

As he went up & down the aisles with me, at the local Giant Food Store, he constantly asked me questions about products he saw.

“Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??” asked my dad.

I said, “Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice.”

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, dad blurted out, “Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?”

I said, “Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!”

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, my dad yelled out,

“Und give a look here!! Baby Powder!! Vat a country, vat a country!”

Guilt vs. Repentance

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lie’s and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS.

“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for R25,500.00.

If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest”.

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