A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a R700 invoice for labor.
“Labor charges!” she exclaimed. “It only took you five minutes.”
The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.
“Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor,” the lady responded, and she handed him a rake. The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
You know you’re getting old when you come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.