Battling Salons
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
“WE GIVE R 5.00 HAIR CUTS!”
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
“WE FIX R 5.00 HAIR CUTS”
Cost Of Farming
A farmer wins the ten million rand lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money.
“Oh, I guess the first thing I’ll do is go and pay a few bills”
“And what about the rest?”, the reporter asks.
Farmer shrugs. “Well, I guess they’ll just have to wait.”
Politeness
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then? That’s what you got!”
New Pilot
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a major fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
“It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
Sure enough, when he arrived at the small rural airport, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, “Let’s go!
Let’s go!” The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer, “and make three or four low level passes.”
“Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!” said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”
