Marriage Talk
Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure! What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”
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Girl: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.”
Boy: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl: “Well that’s just because you’re not married yet.”
Who gets the new toy?
A father of five children came home with a new toy. He summoned his children and asked which of them should be given the present: “Who is the most obedient one here? Who never talks back to Mom and does everything that Mom says to do?”
There were a few seconds of silence, and then all of the children said in one accord: “So you get it, Daddy??!”
Final exam
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one-question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, and notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class, however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an “A” when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words:
“What chair?”
