Die pragtigste Arabiese Gediggie
ال??رلمان الإس??اني مقسم الى مجلسين واحد للأعيا وعدد أعضاء ي??ل عين و واحد للنوا?? و عدد نتا??ج الانتخا??ات نا? الانتخا??ات الأخير م??ا??رة من أص??حت ال??ع??سنوات، ??ينما كل سنوات، ??ينما يعين عنتخا??اتضو من مجلس ا ال??ع?? أيضاً. ر??يس الوزراء و الوزراءيتم ماعية و تعيينهمللأعيان
Pragtig, is dit nie?
Ek het amper gehuil daar waar dit sê: ق?ل ال?رلمان اعتماداً على نتا?ج
Vacuum cleaner demonstration
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners…”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open… “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well let me get you a fork, ’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”
Short funnies
Having abs like a six-pack is nothing. I have abs like a barrel.
“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.”
Free or Not Free
The Fourth of July was coming up, and the American nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.
“We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.”
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
Shaking Hands
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot of coffee?”
“Not really – I spill most of it!”
