Eat Chocolate?
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals .45kg of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 80kg, and I only weigh 75kg.
So… without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!
I owe my life to chocolate!
Successful
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.
The successful one said, “How has everything been going with you?”
“Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush.
Then another day I dropped my finger on another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those mines really produced. Now, I’m as rich as Rockefeller.”
The successful friend was so impressed that he rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it open, and dropped his finger on a page.
He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the words, “Chapter Eleven.”
Breakfast
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
“It’s a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”
