Good and bad news
There is the story of a person who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”
Whistle in church
During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews.
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, “Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”
A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy.
Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… “