“It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end-to-end they would be more comfortable.”
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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“Call Waiting: Your call is very important to us so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.”
What do prisoners use?
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Operation funny
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.” Henny Youngman