Dog Report
Craig’s two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk and scolded him.
“This report on ‘My Dog’ is exactly, word for word, the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?”
He replies, “No Ma’am. It’s about the same dog.”
Childlike Observations
After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.
The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change. As he put his arms around me, he declared, “Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!”
Stolen Truck
Koos came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Jaco, somebody just stole your bakkie from the parking lot!”
Jaco replied, “Did you see who it was?”
Koos answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”
