ImageDoctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a pair of curtains.

Pull yourself together man.

Doctor, doctor, will I ever get better?

At what?

Doctor, doctor, I’ve got skin trouble.

Doctor: Have you?

Patient: Yes, I can’t peel this banana.

Doctor, Doctor, I can’t stop eating dates.

Doctor: What’s wrong with that?

Patient: I’ve run out of calendars.

Doctor: I can’t diagnose the cause of your bad breath. I think it must be the drink.

Patient: Okay, I’ll come back when you’re sober.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone.

Well, take these pills and if you don’t get any better give me a ring.

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