When having dinner with chess players, never sit at a table with a checkered cloth. It could take them hours to pass you the salt.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Never growing up
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.
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My mouth doesn’t seem to have a backspace key.