Breakdown
As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of
action.
When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis.
When he came back in, he was smiling. “It’s apple juice,” he said.
Losing New Balls
Glenn had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.
His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand new ball into the woods. On the second hole, Glenn drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.
“Why don’t you use an old ball?” Sam asked.
“I’ve never had an old ball,” Glenn said.
No Hidden Sins
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
“You mean,” asked the motorist, “that even He is against me?”
