It is better to be patient than it is to become one.
It is better to be patient than it is to become one.
You’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before.
Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.
“The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket.”
Old is always fifteen years older than I am.