Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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“Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge the other guy’s out dancing.” Buddy Hackett
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When your parakeet sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Tarzan
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.