A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM “thingy”.
Points To Ponder
1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
2. Have you ever noticed? Anybody who is going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
3. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is.
She Doesn’t Know . . .
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says; “Now she knows.”