You must be good
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, “These are very good! You must have a good camera.”
The photographer didn’t make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home, he said, “That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots.”
College
A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a sigh she replied,
“Everything I have.”
Impressive!
The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. “What are you working on?” he asked. “A universal solvent,” explained the son, ” a solvent that’ll dissolve anything.” “The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What’ll you keep it in?”
