I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin. Everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin. Everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
The tragedy of Canada: They could have had French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. Instead, they ended up with British cuisine, American culture, and…
Trying to be “normal” can make you crazy.
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.