I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin. Everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin. Everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.” (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
Don’t let aging get you down…It’s too hard to get back up!
Nobody reads the rules for Monopoly unless there’s an argument.
Shot my first turkey yesterday – scared everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Gettin’ old is so much fun…