Winning the Nobel prize
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
Hydrogen atoms
Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
Smart Bus
My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson. I pastor a small church in central
He was taking the 5 year olds home for the first time and he wasn’t sure where everyone lived. He ask this little girl if she knew where she lived.
She said, “This bus knows where I live”.
He said, “How does it know where you live?”
The little girl said, “Look up there,” pointing to the dash board, “there is a little green light that will start blinking at my house.”
