If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?
If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What…
I put all my money into taxes. That’s the only thing that’s sure to go up.
I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow
Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.