Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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You can’t pass the buck if it never physically touches you.
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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.
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A cop pulled me over and said, “Papers” to which I replied, “Scissors” and drove away.
I am so clever
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”