When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I could roast a turkey.
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Untitled Document Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Johnny wrote, “I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
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