When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I could roast a turkey.
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Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
Humor Quote
The Lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
Maturity
Age is an awfully high price to pay for maturity.
President Obama
“Today, President Obama canceled the White House Easter Egg Hunt. Instead, the kids will be on the White House lawn drilling for oil.” Jay Leno