Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Johnny wrote,
“I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Johnny wrote,
“I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Untitled Document May thy ball lie in green pastures … and not in still waters…
The nice thing about cold weather is that you immediately know if you’ve walked outside with your fly unzipped.
“When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed!”
Don’t let aging get you down…It’s too hard to get back up!