Sick Call
Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments.
Finally the doctor could take it no longer. “Listen, Mr. Frobisher, if you wake me up again in the middle of the night with another one of your tales about some made-up ailment, I am going to insist you see another physician. Have I made myself clear?”
A week later, Mr. Frobisher slipped and fell down a flight of stairs, breaking his hip, two ribs, an elbow, and suffering a concussion. He was rushed to the hospital and put in intensive care.
An hour later, Dr. Wilson walked in, saw his condition, and exclaimed “I think you’re finally getting the hang of it!”
Late Arrival
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!”
He replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
Cake Question
While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the flavors and types available, pick out an ice-cream cake.
As I was boxing it up for her, she had one last question:
“How long do I bake this?”
