“The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket.”
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Inflation hasn’t ruined everything…A 50c can still be used as a screwdriver.
If you don’t succeed
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Drop off and pick up shop
“Why do they have ear piercing while you wait; is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?”
Humor Quote
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.