“The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket.”
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We had cured ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what illness it was cured of.
Ideas don’t stay in some minds
Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement