You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.
You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them…
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
Some people are so poor they only have money! (Ivor Powell)