Quiz Query
My daughter’s 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.
One morning at breakfast she announced, “On Friday we’re having a quiz on the moon.”
That’s when her little brother piped up, saying, “Are you gonna let her go, Mom?”
Nice Boyfriend
One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.”
“Oh please, Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Committee Praise
The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship committee stood to go to the church hall and prepare snacks for the congregation. Seeing them rise, Pastor Mike, not remembering the names of the women he’d so recently met, still wanted to single out their committee for praise.
“Before they all slip out,” he urged, “let’s give these ladies a big hand in the rear.”
