“Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone. That’s actually what caused many of their deaths…. pillow fights.”

Secret to Success

“Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank president. “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.” “And, What is that?” “Experience.” “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions”

Helping Hand?

A large, rough looking man paid a visit to a woman who was well known for her charitable impulses. “Ma’am,” he began in a broken voice, “I would like to speak to you about the pitiful plight of a poor family in this neighborhood. The father has passed away, the mother is unable to work due to illness and the ten children are starving. They are about to be thrown out into the street unless some kind soul pays their rent, which is $500.” “How dreadful!” replied the woman. “Who might you happen to be?” Wiping his eyes with his handkerchief, the man sobbed, “I’m their landlord.”

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