“There’s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.”
(Johann Sebastian Bach)
“There’s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.”
(Johann Sebastian Bach)
A job interviewer asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I said, “Ideally, suspended with pay.”
Pessimists are born, not made: Their blood type is B Negative.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Spring allergies and a full-face motorcycle helmet are not a pleasant combination.