No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn’t saying.
Related Posts
Fface
She had her face lifted, but it turned out there was one just like it underneath.
Dieting is
Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit
Smallest violin
I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin – everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
Until I was 13
Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’