“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”
Joseph Heller
“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”
Joseph Heller
“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.” Warning label on central air conditioning unit
“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.'” Jimmy Fallon
“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.” Neil Hamilton, BBC2
“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.” U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the…