If you can remain calm

Pessimists are born, not made: Their blood type is B Negative.

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“I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted”

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Old age: When you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

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Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of lubricant

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