When I was crossing the border into Zambia, they asked if I had any firearms with me and I said, “What do you need?”
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When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I could roast a turkey.
I am a nobody….
I am a nobody … nobody is perfect … therefore I am perfect.