I went to a doctor and he told me I was overweight. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.”
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“The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
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Help someone when they are in trouble and he will remember you when he’s in trouble again
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You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”
When I was born
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.