I went to a doctor and he told me I was overweight. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.”
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When I was younger
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
I don’t make jokes
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” (Will Rogers)