Supermarket Saavy
One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the supermarket parking lot.
Ever courteous, he insisted on taking it over for her.
The woman struggled alongside, doing her best to keep up.
At the entrance, he said, “Here you go, Ma’am,” and gave her the cart.
Catching her breath, she said, “Thank you, but I was using it to lean on.”
Autocorrect
My phone auto-corrects “killed” to “kilt.”
Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
Why Men Are Not Secretaries: (Repost, but sooo cool!)
Husband’s note on refrigerator to wife:
“Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal. I didn’t know you liked beer.”
Tech Support Problem
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Okay.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Okay. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Okay, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click.’ Twice!”
