The Confused Samaritan
A man was beaten up by robbers on a road to London. He lay there, half dead and in bad shape. A Vicar came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. Next, a monk came by but also walked quickly on the other side.
Finally, a social worker came along, looked at the man and said “Whoever did this needs help!”
Goliath’s Grief!
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before.
Flattered Minister
A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church doors for the last time.
He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said “Your successor won’t be as good as you.” “Nonsense”, said the pastor, in a flattered tone.
“No, really”, said the old lady, “I’ve been here under five different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last.”
My Dad’s Better Than Your Dad
Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, “My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank.”
The second boy said, “That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!”
The third boy said, “That’s nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!”
