Pizza delivery
Pizza Delivery Kid: “Here’s your pizza, sir!”
Grouchy Customer: “What’s the usual tip?”
Pizza Kid: “I’m new at this, but the other guys said if I got a R1.00 out of you, I’d be doing great.”
Grouchy Guy: “Is that so? In that case, here’s five rand.”
Pizza Kid: “Thanks, I’ll put it in my university fund.”
Grouchy Guy: “University, eh? What are you studying?”
Pizza Kid: “Applied psychology.”
Milking cows
A farmer was milking his cow.
He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.
It went in one ear and out the udder.
Bunch of cows
A young man visiting a farm wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the workers.
As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, “Say, look at that big bunch of cows.”
The man replied, “Not ‘bunch,’ but ‘herd.'”
“Heard what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Sure, I’ve heard of cows…there’s a big bunch of ’em right over there.”
