Translations
A young man was home from the theological school to visit his grandmother. To have a bit of fun at her expense, he said, “Grandmother, you know the Bible that you say you believe was written in Hebrew and Greek. It had to be translated by great scholars into our language. How do you know those who translated it got it right?” “Ah,” she answered, “never mind the great men. I have translated a few of the promises myself!”
Typo Apology
“We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that ‘Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force’.
This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce.”
The better glass
The two window panes were arguing as to which one was made of the better glass.
One said to the other, “Well, you may think you are a better glass, but I know what you are trying to prove. Believe me, I can see right through you.”
