Self Defence Class
Self-defense instructor: “What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?”
Student: “BIG ones.”
Art Class
Little Dewey is in art class. The art teacher looks at his blank paper and asks, “What are you drawing?”
Dewey answers, “A cow eating grass.”
“Where’s the grass?”
“The cow ate it.”
“Oh…well, what about the cow?”
“She ran away.”
Long sermon
A lady was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, she walked up to a very sleepy-looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”
The gentleman replied, “You’re not the only one ma’am, I’m glad he’s done, too!”
