Dog barking payback
A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours.
The husband jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this” and goes downstairs.
The husband finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, “Honey, the dog is still barking. What have you been doing?”
Most obedient
A father of five young children won a toy at a raffle. Back home, he called his kids together to let them determine which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to Mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison: “You, Daddy!”
Passing Along Wisdom
“Look at ME!” boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. “Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles.
I’m fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after women!”
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, “And tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my 95th birthday!”
“Oh, really?” drawled one of the young onlookers. “How?”
