“My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out.”
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My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I’ll be practicing my reaction.
Birth control
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, “What steps would have prevented you from leaving?” My answer: “Birth control.”
Speed of light
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Do not argue with an fool
Do not argue with an fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.