Fooling God
Little Darlene surprised her mother with the postscript to her bedtime prayer: “And dear Lord, please send the beautiful snow to keep the little flowers warm through the winter.”
Climbing into her bed, she confided to her mother: “That time I fooled Him. I really wanted the snow so I can go sledding with my new sled.”
Got Everything?
“Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.
En route, with the siren blaring, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, one asked, “Sir, do you know what we’re doing right now?”
The old man slowly looked up at him and then gazed out the ambulance window.
“Oh,” he replied, “I’d say about 60, maybe 65.”
Once upon a time
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were
Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
